Pushing Dad's Buttons

College football season began last week. I know because John counted down the days for almost a month and spent the entire day on Saturday with his head swiveling between the television and the laptop where he was checking his fantasy football stats on U-Sports. By late afternoon, Lana decided to stage an intervention. Watch the compelling footage below.



It is a testament to how much John loves his daughter that he did not immediately begin screaming and thrashing around on the couch when the television was turned off. If I had pulled that stunt I’d probably be receiving divorce papers right about now.